1 When you study biology/science to discover more about Ebola or "the viruses".

2 When you write in your college application about the levels which "the virus" gets stronger.

3 You join the army and look after the weapons either saying to people "Come back anytime" or "Got sumthin dat might interest ya!" and "Iz dat all stranga?".

4 When you earn more shooting points then you do in your payslip.

5 You talk about PS2 or Gamecube Resident Evil when your mates are talking about online gaming.

6 When you compare your job to theirs o_O okay, honestly thats pretty flipped out.

7 When you give little boys/girls lectures about being mama's boys and pussies playing the game.

8 When you become a cop and search the whole town for "green herbs"  

9 When you tried to kidnap the presidents daughter -_-! And tried to find Pueblo village.

10 When you did an aromatherapy course and mixed yellow leaves, red leaves and green leaves, and then tried the following...smoking or eating them.

11 You broke into someone's mansion, went in their basement/attic and found nothing but "those magazines".